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snot honey

When you are really sick, like barfing, shitting, and dying sick, and you are so desperate for something, anything to relieve your misery, and your nose starts to run, and it tastes sweet-- that's snot honey.
Man, dude, I was dying last night with stomach flu or food poisoning. There was something evil in my guts, and right in the middle of it all, my nose was running, and damned if I wasn't tasting snot honey. I think the only reason I made it was 'cause that taste of snot honey made me realize I was actually still alive.
by D.B. Doghouse December 18, 2020
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Snot Fuck

When you blow a big snot rocket onto somone else. And all you can say is FUCK!

or the embarassing sneeze in public where snot blows on you and everywhere around you.
" guys can you excuse me i just blew a huge snot fuck"
"oh shit theres a snot fuck coming on"
by Belle Ariel Jasmine James February 14, 2012
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turd snot

When you stick your finger in your dogs butthole and then shove it in a friends nostril
Good thing you were here to clean my dogs butthole out with your finger, his glands have really been bothering him! But, Eww...Chris was not prepared when you hit him with the turd snot afterwards!
by JYO42 November 9, 2015
mugGet the turd snotmug.

Snot Chunder

The act of covering one nostril, then forcing air out of the other nostril to clear it of snot.
Gary was having trouble breathing, so snot chundered both nostrils to clear his airways.
by Ondo_tracksuit February 12, 2021
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Ship Snot

Ship snot: When a man is having sex with a woman on a boat, pulls out early and ejaculates on one of her ass cheeks. The woman then uses her hand to wipe the cum off and smear it on the side of the boat.
by Yaquanda October 29, 2010
mugGet the Ship Snotmug.

Snot protest

A protest where thousands of guys get together at a place they are protesting and all of them blow and spit snot everywhere and after the protest the owner has to clean up all the snot.
Lets have a snot protest.
by Judge dredd7 December 11, 2011
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Snot Boxer

A typically young kid who wipes their nose with their whole fist
Tom: Do you see those little kids with runny noses?
Jerry: Yea, what a bunch of snot boxers.
by VoidCatcher November 10, 2017
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