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scooch snorkeling

An action. When a female squats and places her vagina over the mouth and nose of a male. This forces him to breathe and only smell her vajayjay. She will only lift enough so he doesn't suffer asphyxiation.
Phil-Baby I've wanted you so bad all night.

Lilly-Oh don't you worry ya sick fuck. Mama has had these panties on all day. Not only will you smell this pussy you are going scooch snorkeling
by Wang dang period finger bang January 31, 2023
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Snorkeling

The act of another human being surviving from the ejactulation produced by the male penis; usually to conserve
During the pandemic my wife and I survived by snorkeling due to lack of food.
by Pantyemic October 19, 2020
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Snorkeler

A log of shit is so big and long that it partially sticks out of the water in the toilet bowl.
"I just took the biggest shit ever."
"How big?"
"It's a snorkeler."
"Jesus Christ."
by Mr. Brian December 29, 2023
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Snorkel

A type of blowjob where the guy pinches the nose of the girl sucking his dick as she sucks, causing her to make gurgle and snorkel sounds.
Timmy gave Jane a good snorkel
Nancy received a good snorkel from Bill as she sucked his dick
by birdman2346 September 5, 2018
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Snorkel tough

I went down on this hooker last night and I've never been in a worse situation snorkel toughing in my life I threw up in my mouth four times!
by Jytterbug May 2, 2021
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rocky snorkel

The act of fellating a man's penis as he passes a kidney stone into the fellator's mouth.
Dude, Brad Pitt gave Angelina Jolie the worst rocky snorkel, no wonder their marriage is on the rocks.
by Marty O 3.0 March 12, 2017
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Pink snorkel

When a guy is going down on a girl with a snorkel on and she squirts and he keeps eating her out while she is squirting and then he spits it back in her face.
Hey y’all I gave BJ’s sister a pink snorkel last night!
by Ricky Nevada May 11, 2018
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