Swaggable

In PR circles, a person who is cool or influential enough to receive swag.

Ashton Kutcher is the man, he is completely swaggable.

by theswaggler July 27, 2011

Cock Smuggler

One who loves to cozy up with the cock male or female. Cock as in bird or male genatalia.

The farmer snuggled in bed at night with his favorite cock.

by Nipple Raider January 13, 2004

Bone Smuggler

A person, male or female, who enjoys provide oral favors to men. Also, a gay male.

Dude, Richard Simmons is a bone smuggler. He spends 30% of his day on his knees!

by VinylCatfish August 28, 2006

Meat Smuggler

A homosexual male

Joel is a meat smuggler

by BigAub December 21, 2008

pube smuggler

A salami breathed simpleton who roams airport restrooms in search of errant nut hairs left behind by wayward travellers. This dipshit will collect said pubes and store them in an empty skoal bandits tin. Said collector of short & curlies will then attempt to stuff the pube filled tin into there sphincter for smuggling operations abroad. See also a censored, inconvenient truth

The author referred to as a censored, inconvenient truth is a pube smuggler of epic proportions and deserves to stare down the business end of my thick, vein laden ginger root.

by Awsnap Whoodat September 24, 2011

raisin smuggler

some one with really tiny balls so as if to look like he was smuggling rasins

omg look at that guys sack it looks like he is smuggling a couple of rasins, what raisin smuggler

by tug boat January 5, 2009

grape smuggler

grape-smuggler is a man that goes for women that lack maturity or are too young

since Fit got with so many grossly young girls, he is known as being a grape smuggler

by robby vl January 13, 2007