Slushed

To be high after smoking weed; to be on cloud 9

1)Damn bruh I'm slushed

2) He slushed

by Loso wavy May 5, 2015

SmasheD

Someone who plays Battlefield, and only Battlefield and is really really good at it. Is also good at that game called "Real Life". Chick magnet.

OMGWTFBBQ! that SmasheD dude can pick up chicks and play BF42 at the same time, while looking cool!

by SmasheD March 12, 2005

smashed rat

When a female moons you by bending over so far that she presses her vag against a window, as in a car window. The image of a hairy vulva and red/pink labia looks like a smashed animal.

Guy: the other night after the party I mooned a car full of girls, then one of them responded and pulled a smashed rat on us.

by Raunch Beard April 2, 2010

slashdotted

When a website experiences a surge in user traffic to the point of grinding to a halt. Often this results in web masters having to foot huge bills if they pay by bandwidth.

Damn slashdotted site!!!!

by wiggles May 21, 2003

Smashed crab faced

An insult meaning really ugly

Guy: "damn she really is smashed crab faced!!!"

by Pasty.Darcy September 24, 2008

smashed bigfoot

When a drunk person dressed like bigfoot walks across a rural road in front of cars at night to give the idea of a drunk bigfoot wondering around camp sites stealing beer

Man did you see that smashed bigfoot leaving that camp site I think he looted all there beer and took off

by yaktownwelder January 21, 2010

half smashed potatoes

potatoes that are only half smashed.

"Is that mashed potatoes?"
"Nah it's only half smashed potatoes "

by Potatoesboilem December 23, 2016