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The guy sitting next to you

The guy who sits next to you in the classroon, who listens to his ipod for the whole lesson doing no work and that, at the end of the lesson, just quickly hides behind someone else when the teacher comes.
Wow, that guy sitting next to you is really the guy sitting next to you
by DazzaG00700 November 17, 2009
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sitting on your balls

A metaphor for doing something so absent minded, stupid, and painful that you make a note to never do it again. But you're totally going to do it again.
I drunk dialed my ex-girlfriend last night. I always vow to never do it again, but this is the fifth time. Talk about sitting on your balls.
by ElNerdoLoco October 3, 2013
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stinger

An overpoweringly pungent bowel movement that has the abilty to climb stairs and linger for hours. Air freshener will only increase the unpleasant aroma.
My roomate dropped a nasty stinger this morning beofre he went to work. When I got up at noon the place still smelled like a Turkish prison.
by The Real Tron 12345 April 4, 2009
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Sittingbourne

Sittingbourne is located in Kent, England. Sittingbourne is more commonly known as Shittingbourne. Shittingbourne is the worst place to live; it also has the worst highstreet, where all the chavs hang round. All the secondary schools located there are pure shit, they don't have enough money to afford anything. If you are a foreigner i.e someone not from Shittingbourne, you will survive for about 10 minutes. The reason you will die is because you will glance up as there is someone walking towards you. You then see it is a chav/chavs who begin to shout and you, waving their fag in your face.

To spot a chav is quite easy; most wear tracksuits for adidas/Nike and wear huaraches. with a fag in their mouth.
Person 1: I might visit Sittingbourne.

Person 2: sure, but your'll be disappointed.
by iamjesusoncrack July 5, 2016
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Stingray Coochie

A: A nice tight vagina

B: An unabused young pussy
I can smell that stingray coochie for miles!

Person A: You goin out tonight, bro?
Person B: Of course. The freshmen will be there, gotta get that stingray coochie!
by Swaggerfic Johnson November 25, 2011
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stingle

i am stingle,ready to mingle
by suroor duggal January 28, 2009
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( invented by and physically applied to Muhammad Ali ):

A) an adjective to describe 'gentle giants'

B) describes, a politically active ( but not a politician) people who have a particular sense of 'political sarcasm' and matching wit' when they discuss politics on an intellectual level

C) describes very few professional politicians who use the particular sarcasm identified above to not mince words when they ' say what they mean' and ' mean what they say'
While the phrase float like a butterfly, sting like a bee can be theoretically applied definition a), to Muhammad Ali, it can also be applied , definition b) , to not only Muhammad Ali, but also simple politically conscious people like myself . Definition c) can be applied not only to myself and Muhammad Ali ( to the extent that Muhammad Ali and I were never politicians) but should rarely epitomize, whereb it's deserved, professional politicians like Vladimir Putin who don't mince words when they speak, using definition b) instead to ' say what they mean' and ' mean what they mean'
by Sexydimma June 4, 2016
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