Simp

Someone who leaves the boys to talk to a girl

Aww guys my internet isn’t working I’ll play with you guys tomorrow because I’m a simp

by Akua666 August 18, 2020

Simp

Puppy just puppy 🤣

Hey look at him simp

by Diminyan April 28, 2022

simp

any persons named "John"

What's the name of that simp over there?
Oh him, that's John.

by jdogisasimp November 10, 2020

Simp

The world defines a Simp as a simple person who lacks common sense; a fool or a simpleton. Or as slang for a man who foolishly overvalues and defers to a woman, putting her on a pedestal. The real definition of a Simp is any fool that attacks another man for sticking up for a woman that was victimized.

George: Jane was drunk again, so I told her to get lost. She didn't listen, so I knocked her out.

Carl: You're not much of a man if you if didn't show her out the door. I mean, how hard is it to remove a teetering drunk woman?

Chad: Hey! Don't talk to my brother George like that! You know nothing about Jane!

Carl: I know enough about her from stories I heard from the locals, so shut your damn mouth you Simp.

by Apollyon the Kenite July 29, 2020

Simp

A total John

Person 1: that guy watches pokemaine?

Person 2: so he’s a simp?

Person 1: no he’s a john

by I want to not live June 19, 2020

Simp

A man or female who falls in love for another while letting them do anything they want

My boy Adrian was a Simp before the word became famous

by NARETHEFAIRY February 14, 2020

Simp

Someone who will go out of their way to please a person they like. Even though they don't even know they exist.

Simp: I just donated 10k on them, and not even a DM?!

Chad: Bro, you're a simp.

by IronicallyFunny February 23, 2021