A judge on Pop Idol and American Idol. He has a strange liking for high trousers and he is disliked because he is honest to stupid crap wannabes who can't sing.
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Extremely hot, yet unpopular male TV star.....was the rapper in Scary Movie 3 and starred in many gay films to start out his career ("Alone At Home #1, 2, 3") (Hard & Solo), etc. Hes straight though!
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