Simpery

The most degenerate, unconstitutional, distrustful, disrespectful, heinous sin and crime any child born of God can even fathom committing.

Johnny:hey Travis did you see Mariana today? She looked so hot. I wish we could be together someday but we're just friends for now.
Travis: you degenerate Simp. Simpery is sin. I'm calling the cops and the pope. May God have mercy on your miserable soul.
Niggalations 1:69 : Thou shalt not Simp. For they shall surely be put to death.

by The Greek God Mark August 8, 2020

Siberian Blizzard

Girl is on her knees naked, 5 guys splooge on her from all directions at the same time.

Mandy got a Siberian Blizzard while kneeling on the floor for some b-town pimps.

by Ronny J May 9, 2006

Siberian Sunflower

Very similar to the "Somalian Sunflower" with the major difference being that this takes place outside in a very cold climate area. During intercourse or when receving oral intercourse with a white woman, the man withdraws his penis and blows directly into the girls face, then proceeds to slap her across the face, creating a sunflower-like design with the man spirit. The major difference here is that since they are in a cold climate area, the spooge will freeze to her face causing the Siberian Sunflower.

I banged Aleksandra in her backyard last night. I hit her with the Siberian Sunflower and she's still trying to unstick the remains from her face.

by VinegarStrokes April 21, 2009

Siberian Sand Goggles

The act of placing your testicles on someone's eyes while they are asleep.

We got a picture of you wearing siberian sand goggles last night.

by big e226 February 9, 2009

Shimbering

A mixture of shivering and goose bumps.

'dude look i'm so cold i'm shimbering.'

by vintage_rainbow May 31, 2007

Silbernagle

When a set of twins are just so unbearably bad looking that it makes you want to vomit.

Have you seen those twins brett and tye?

I have...they are such silbernagles

by china334243214214 September 8, 2011

Siberian Sled Dog

Occurs after cumming on a chick you cover her in Husky hair (freshly shaven for maximum effect), then take her outside into the snow in the mountains of Siberia (because your a poor as shit beet farmer), attach a ball-gag with reins to said husky/women and proceed to fornicate doggy style whilst slaying ass down the hill

Hey, if you don't get down here right now I'll Siberian sled dog your mum

by Tramp-o-line May 10, 2012