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Side Hams

When a girl with lower back fat wears tight pants and a tight shirt and the view from behind looks like she's smuggling two hams on her sides above her ass.
"That girl would be really hot if she did'nt have those big ass side hams"
by SITKO April 2, 2008
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The Side-putter

When a female lays on her side while spreading her legs in the widest v-shape possiable. The male then takes his balls and swings them into the open vagina. Therefore making it a side-putter
I thought this chick was down to fuck, i went to through her the side-putter and she blocked me. This bitch aint no hoe.
by randycort87 January 16, 2015
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side pickle

I was going to hang out with my main man tonight, but instead I'm going to hang out with side pickle instead. He fucks better.
by ChocolateDurnDurn March 5, 2015
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Side shade

The dirty side glance that you give someone when they have said or done something to offend you and you want them to know you are displeased. shade, throwing shade, acting shady, dismissive, disrespectful, hater, disapprove, dirty look, nasty glance
I knew I had gone too far when Chuck, the coolest dude I know, threw serious side shade at me when I told him the name of the candidate that I supported.
by joecoolthefool November 1, 2016
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Tortilla on the Side

A side chick or side dick of Latin American descent.
Did you hear about Rebecca? She got a tortilla on the side.
by perrserker November 19, 2019
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Side Taco

A phrase used to describe a woman you are having sexual relations with outside of another relationship.
My main girl found out about my side taco and now I'm sleeping in my car.
by NoOnesSideTaco August 23, 2019
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Side Bread

The female equivalent of the male mistress side dude
Girl 1: What's Candy doing with Phil ? Isn't she married to Max ?

Girl 2: She's still married to Max, Phil is just her side bread.
by DukeofB September 26, 2019
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