shlooong

A rock hard penis.

“I really really really needed some of his non-gear shlooong love”

by MoneypennyM May 8, 2018

shlompdoof

An unnecessarily long way of mentioning the male genitalia

Hey baby, why don’t you come over here and ride my suck my shlompdoof?

by Sierra Lenker March 9, 2018

shloomped

The word to use when someone non-exists you

Bob: Shut up, you dont't even exist
Maria: Nigga, i've been shloomped
Maria: *fades away*

by OofoBoofo May 10, 2018

Shlopa

High Schoolers that try to fuck or date middle schoolers.

Girl 1: I like Logan
Girl 2: Ew, no. He is a shlopa he only messes with little girls.

by W0rdg0dfahg June 4, 2018

Shloolsh

A shirt, or other piece of clothing, which is based upon or features one of your interests.

After i got interested in football, i got my first OU shloolsh.

by peanutbutteraids June 11, 2018

Shloomp

Falling out of reality- spacing off and
Entering a mind space where you learn something (often a lesson or something new)

Hey, nomicon, got any knowledge for me? *shloomps*

by NOMICON June 20, 2018

Shlomp

A thin useless waste of space.

You are a shlomp.

by Pyroethical July 23, 2018