Same shit, different assholes

When you expect things to be better with a new person and they turn out not to be. Usually the person is a politician, a new boss, or a new boyfriend.

"So much for the promised change. I was sure Obama would be the one."

"Oh well. Same shit, different assholes..."

by petetoth January 5, 2010

Cracka Ass Shit Mutha Fucka

Some shit that is wack as hell and or not as it should be

Statement-"What the fuck man, bitch gave me a veggie burger".

Rebutle-"God damn thats is some strait Cracka Ass Shit Mutha fucka".

by Matthew Broderdick April 4, 2009

Is your asshole jealous of the shit coming out of your mouth?

An epic burn. Practice so it will roll right off the tongue and and use when people are drinking so that there will be maximum nasal spewage for effect.

loser: blah blah blah...

cool person: Is your asshole jealous of the shit coming out of your mouth?

by purplebrownday July 6, 2011

Hoe-Ass Shit

The most irritating type behavior to encounter. Characterized by it’s signature abrupt sabbatoure style treachery, it often involves clearly intentional thought processes directed toward making life a living hell for no reason whatsoever at a very inopportune time. It can be exhibited by any individual anywhere, but is very commonly encountered in the adult entertainment industry when a bottom bitch has unexpectedly hit her mileage during a pivotal moment that causes unnecessary losses of both money and time. It will also manifest spontaneously from anyone in close vacinity while attempting to complete any meaningful task that will play a major role in making life a living hell in the very near future. During initial development, it is often overlooked for simple idiocy or otherwise routine retarded behavior. This type of undesirable situation always wastes copious amounts of time and resources fancying over frivolous, irritating bullshit. Whatever important bullshit that you were doing will be immediately stopped and forgotten about, forever. This condition can take anywhere from a few minutes to several weeks to resolve so don’t get in a hurry to do anything productive.

Pamela is on some hoe-ass shit tonight which means I’m not going to make money all night.

by GrandFinale501 December 18, 2018

Country Ass Shit

Meaning, essentially bullshit. Out of this world shit. Lies, drama, things that don’t make any kind of sense at ALL.

Mom; Do you even love me anymore?

Me: Man, get outta here with that ‘country ass shit’

by Niggalations 5:48 July 23, 2021

ASS BOOTY SHIT

The act of two or more men going at it having passionate butt sex for hours butt booty ass naked twerking on each other

"damn we was on some ass booty shit last night"

by The destroyer of cheeks April 12, 2023

gay ass shit

When something is very annoying, stupid, or dumb. Can also mean something funny.

Bobby: Hey do you guys like my morph suit?
Marcus: Bobby, thats some gay ass shit.

Josh: A threesome with two guys isn't gay, but buttsex; now that's some gay ass shit.

Ryan: Hey Reid do you want to go to Chuck E. Cheese?
Reid: Chuck E. Cheese? That's some gay ass shit. But...sure.

by gayassshit1234 February 23, 2011