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the shield

a style that girls usually get, it is the process of getting bangs that forms a wall on the forehead. Often a hairstyle hard to pull off.
by thebandit March 2, 2008
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meat shield

A person who interferes with two other people having sexual intercourse simply by their presence. Essentially the same as a cock blocker.
Dude, I totally would have banged that girl at the White Deer, but her fat friend was a total meat shield.
by Pookasydi June 30, 2008
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Shield Dwarf

The default dwarf is a shield dwarf, they are moody, humorless, and hard for non-dwarves to get along wit, a tendency that has led to the deterioration of the dwarven kingdoms in recent years.
Meaner than most dwarves, Gimli is not one.
by smurf August 22, 2004
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shield those tits

STT a female crossing arms in front of breasts if cold or vulnerable. school girls (pre-backpacks) used to block glands with books
that woman looks cold! yeah: STT! Shield those tits!
by michael foolsley December 7, 2009
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flex shield

A "bro" term for when you tense your muscles up tightly so that you can stand better ground and/or brace yourself before getting hit by something.

Similar to "tensing up".

Muscles usually flexed include:
- pecs
- shoulders
- biceps
"bro I almost got bodied by Chaz but i got the flex shield up in time."
"...sounds like a close call."
by Given Dodis December 28, 2007
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Woke Shield

Woke Shield

A defensive, often desperate, virtue-signal move to distract leftist media and audience mobs from your own — or your companies’ — crimes against humanity.
“Apple threw up its Woke Shields and announced LGBTQ+ support hoping that no one will notice their workers committing suicide in Chinese sweatshops (i.e. other Chinese affiliates: Nike, NBA, etc.)”

In a last ditch effort for sympathy, Harvey Weinstein threw up his woke shield and declared his “new life’s mission is to take down the NRA” (after recent multiple rape allegations).
by Steve Hoflenson May 19, 2021
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Smiley Face Shield of Justice

indicated by an open mouthed smiley :D, the Smiley Face Shield of Justice grants you immunity against verbal assaults.
Person 1: whatever
Person 2: are you seriously going to be mad at me? it's over.
Person 1: what?
Person 3: boom. roasted

(with the Smiley Face Shield of Justice)
Person 1: whatever :D
Person 2: sweet! ;)
Person 3: aw snap, the Smiley Face Shield of Justice!
by youalreadykno May 8, 2011
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