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Creamy nut explosion

What you get when you tip a seemingly-feminine vietnamese prostitue, who, upon closer inspection is a man dressed in drag.
I payed Tsung-Chin 15 dollars for some fucky-fucky. When She took off her pants, She had a dick and Gave me her Creamy nut explosion all over my New metallica shirt!

Derp Explosion 

When a situation is so derp-tastic (awkward and such) to the point where the moment is so past the extent of derp it is a derp explosion.
Peggy- *jumps off rock*

Sue- you are going to die
Peggy- *survives the fall*
DERP EXPLOSION.

or

A kitty named Maru starts liking male groin, his mother walks in….DERP EXPLOSION.
Derp Explosion by PeggyandSue July 29, 2011

Vaginal Explosion 

When a lady's vagina implodes releases various amount of fluids, some of which can be eaten to dispose of the used sperm which has been left inside the sluts vagina.
My vaginal Explosion caused quite the event at the Baseball game yesterday! One of the players rushed up and ate the aborted sperm.
Vaginal Explosion by LeJoePoe December 10, 2013

Cheese-Splosion 

An explosion of cheese. The explosion can be of solid or liquid cheese and can also pertain to the flavor of cheese as an explosion in your mouth.
Yeah man, i tripped and my nachos went everywhere causeing a Cheese-splosion.

Those freaking nachos were amazing, it was like BOOM, cheese-splosion.
Cheese-Splosion by KeySignature August 20, 2007

ostrich-explosion 

a larger than normal ostrich or mega-ostrich as it is commonly known, explodes and the scattered remains form several new ostriches. most commonly seen in ostriches native to Denmark.
"dude did you see that ostrich-explosion!"
"no"

Urban Sexploring 

Finding hidden and abandoned buildings with the intention of having sex inside of these buildings.

Often the act of urban sexploration is illegal, as trespassing is usually necessary.

On the plus side, there is a very high change that you bump against photographers that like to call themselves urban explorers. This makes it more exiting.
"Honey, I'm feeling horny, let's go urban sexploring"
Urban Sexploring by amorpheus April 9, 2012