Customer Service

WE CLOSED!

Hey, i'd like to order some food.
......We closed.
But the sign says you're open 24 hours!
......WE CLOSED!!!

nice customer service, bitch..
......WHAT!
nothing!

by Happyfunball79 August 27, 2009

SERVICE!

to pick up the pace/quality of work.

"oh for fucks sake this pan isnt clean, SERVICE!"
"KIM STFU! SERVICE!!"

by Grant. January 15, 2008

united parcel service

The worst shipping company in the world if you thought that USPS was bad think again!

I used the United Parcel Service ground for cross country shipping the contents arrived broken

by airbus320neo August 27, 2017

the janitorial services of america

just like it says. also a euphemism inferred to relate the concurrence of a person's actions in analogy to being homosexual

that was stoopid man.
YEah that was completely gay!
haha. gay like the janitorial services of america dooshbaggett

by patty-o-pinch-me-youdie May 26, 2004

anti-community service

Someone that does the opposite of community service

I'm going to go support anti-community service and chop trees down with a big, gas powered chiansaw to raise the CO2 levels in the world to kill off the population.

by pseudonym # 33 March 30, 2009

servicey

telling people information you think they want to know before they even ask.

Friend 1: I like your shirt.
Friend 2: Thanks, I got it at a vintage store and then I had it altered at the tailor so it would look like that.

Friend 1: Wow. You're so servicey.

by BischPlz September 11, 2010

18-Man Service Salute

The granddaddy of all the service salutes. Completion of this amazing sexual feat is hard evidence that you are a dirty, dirty, slut. To perform this legendary act of sexual perversion and depravity, the girl must stand on her heels and waggle her body back and forth. She must have two guys in her ass, two in her coochie poochie (no, its not a poodle!), two in her mouth, two in each hand, two performing a "titty fuck", one in each nostril, one in each ear, and one under each foot. The girl must try to move in such a way to pleasure all 18 men at once. There is a large chance that at least one of the orfices will be torn during this act, or that the girl will suffocate, but that can't be helped. Variations of this act include: Group 18-Man Service Salute (two or more girls accomplishing this feat next to each other at the same time.), The 6-Man Service Salute (the simpler version in which there are only six guys: one in the ass, one on the coochie poochie, one in each hand, one in the mouth, and one at the boobs. Good for beginners), or the 12-Man Service Salute (Same as the 6-Man, but with two guys in each place. Enjoyed by the people of intermediate skill who arn't up to the challenge of pleasuring 18 men at once yet.).

The 18-Man Service Salute- A grand ol' way to thank those boys who come back from Iraq.

by emptyjar December 15, 2008