popular method of thwarting muggers. Patented by self defense instructor Brett Kaywood and has proved to be effective in the only laboaratory that matters: The streets. When confronted by a mugger, the method consists of 2 simple steps:
1) Gain wrist control
2) Pull out your gun
This technique can be used in many situations such as:
- You're walking home from work when a mugger confronts you in a back alleyway because he wants crack.
- Your best friend mugs you at his barbacue because he wants your money to buy crack.
- Your mugger is sleeping in their own bed (remember to climb in through the window) and is mugging you for crack.
- Your mugger is bound by the wrists in the trunk of your car and he is mugging you because he needs crack.
1) Gain wrist control
2) Pull out your gun
This technique can be used in many situations such as:
- You're walking home from work when a mugger confronts you in a back alleyway because he wants crack.
- Your best friend mugs you at his barbacue because he wants your money to buy crack.
- Your mugger is sleeping in their own bed (remember to climb in through the window) and is mugging you for crack.
- Your mugger is bound by the wrists in the trunk of your car and he is mugging you because he needs crack.
Person 1: I heard it was your grandma's 100th birthday today. How did that go?
Person 2: She tried mugging me to buy crack so I used what I learned from Self Defense and pulled out my gun.
Person 2: She tried mugging me to buy crack so I used what I learned from Self Defense and pulled out my gun.
by eclipseballer603 December 02, 2008
To shit oneself. From the word "defecate," meaning, "have a bowel movement." And the word, self, meaning "One's identity."
by MoreAwesomeThanThisGuy! March 06, 2010
by DividedTheyFall May 24, 2008
The condition of somebody that is unable to deal with life, usually found sitting around a neglected apartment with bad hair and bad outfit.
I saw Kenny at our high school reunion, he's still living with his parents and saving up for a camaro ...totally self helpless.
by pixelfairy June 24, 2008
by cleansmeistertroth September 14, 2008
it is a state of trance achieved by a person where his mind achieves increased sense of focus and the body is ready to comply with the suggestions and orders. It helps people in indulging into their work with higher motivation. It is used for treating pain and other disorders too.
self hypnosis for anger management, self hypnosis for habits, self hypnosis for smoking cessation, etc.
by Smriti Kaushik September 06, 2007
A turd which cleans up on the way out. You reach round to wipe - nothing!! Also known as The Phantom, the most satisfying of all shits.
by CJM379 December 05, 2002