Seattle Freeze 

The Seattle Freeze is a social phenomenon in the Puget Sound area. Basically, it means people will disregard ordinances, laws or public statutes and in general be a ass and sneer at others in public -- or give them the cold shoulder. People who are very committed to perpetuating the Freeze will ignore crime or fail to report crime; become belligerent with police or refuse to render aid in a accident or emergency situation, pretending it's not happening. Interpersonal contact is forbidden in most social situations. If you are at a party of Freeze-goers and do not meet the behaviour requirements you will be targeted with belittling remarks, insane xenophobic stares and extreme passive aggressiveness. Freezers also crave opportunities to leave quaint notes and reminders everyplace to make sure you comply with their absurd lifestyle expectations. At the workplace the Freeze can be seen through managerial discrimination of not hiring people originally from Washington state; a policy of no conversations; general anxiety during meetings or projects; quick entry and exit before and after shifts.

The Seattle Freeze can be shocking and outrageous to newcomers, but is a joke to most people.

Seattle Freeze by refuseTOspeak666 September 8, 2011

Seattle "Trap" Bitch

A Seattle "Trap" Bitch is a woman originating from Seattle or surrounding areas that is above average in the beauty standards of Seattle; and is unfortunately single and in love with money.

Living in the city of Seattle (or the following cities: Bellevue, Redmond, Renton, Kirkland) she is often "Trapping" and doesn't have time to go out and meet "F@#kboi's", which leaves the men visiting Seattle (and the "F@#kbois") thinking that Seattle is full of "Basic bitches".

Visiting Friend: "Oh my...who is she?"
Seattle Friend: "Dude, I've never seen her before...she must be a Seattle "Trap" Bitch."

Seattle "Trap" Bitch by LookdntU4eelStupid February 2, 2016

Seattle Sounders

An American MLS soccer team in Seattle, Washington. The original USL team was founded in 1974, and they joined the MLS in 2009 as an expansion team. They average 40,000+ fans per game which is one of the highest attendance records in MLS. They have yet to miss the playoffs and set the record for the most consecutive MLS wins in history. As of 2019, they have won two MLS Cups (2016 & 2019), four Lamar Hunts US Open Cups, one Supporter's Shield, and three Western Conference Championships. They are also currently tied for the most Cascadia Cups with the Vancouver Whitecaps. Their two biggest rivals are Vancouver and the Portland Timbers who are far less accomplished than the Sounders.

"My favorite MLS team is the Seattle Sounders!"

Seattle Sounders by Knowledgeable Soccer Gal December 11, 2019

Seattle Freeze 

bitches be cold in the 206, gotta get em in bed before they even say hello to ur face daaaaamn

A: "This gurl i met at neumos last night had the seattle freeze"
B: "Oh yeah, why do you say?"
A: "Cuz i looked at her from across the room and she straight turned to ice"
B: "daaaaaaamn she got dat seattle freeze"
A: "Well wtf do i do about dat"
B: "Fuckin' talk to her"

Seattle Freeze by freezinmyassoff March 6, 2014

Seattle Sleeper 

The act of ejaculating onto/into your partners pilliowcase. Then when your partner wakes up the next morning your invisible ink has dried, leaving a white film on the pillowcase.

The reason its the "Seattle" Sleeper is because the city always gets a light dusting of snow that you can only really see in the morning.

I woke up and my partner had left a Seattle Sleeper on my pillow, it took a little more effort than usual to pull my face away.

Seattle Sleeper by Shakes,Chewy, and Triple TTT May 30, 2009

Seattle Squeegee 

A sex act involving a man peeing on his partner and then spreading it around with his penis. The idea is his penis acts as a squeegee.

I'll give you a dollar if you let me seattle squeegee on your face.

Seattle Squeegee by Katie Nyce October 26, 2006

Seattle Slush Puppie

The act of having sex in a freezer while your partner holds an ice cube hostage in their arse. At climax the ice cube is released, ejaculated up on and crushed in to a refreshing beverage.

Sam was having sex with his wife in the freezer while she held an icecube hostage in her arse. after, he spunked on the icecube and put it in a blender for her to drink. This became the Seattle Slush Puppie

Seattle Slush Puppie by The Smiling Sam November 2, 2013