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Boomer-swooning

When boomers (and other old guys) flood an attractive young lady's social media profile post with sappy and creepy compliments. (Frequently these "men" are incels.... and frequently these "young ladies" aren't even real people)

Comments are frequently full of red hearts, flowers and lame/pathetic emojis. Comments usually sound like "Sexy" "My love" "Marry Me" etc.
That old geezer is boomer-swooning an AI generated image of Megan Fox again. Man those guys are tools.
by Jimboliah007 December 11, 2023
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Zoop Scooping

Zoop scooping is the art of a group of men ejaculating onto a hard surface and leaving it to dry. Once dry, rat poison is inserted into the pee hole in preparation for moisturizing the semen. Once pissed on, the men will scoop up the rat poison covered piss semen with their toes. All the men then suck each others toes with intent of consuming the piss poisoned semen. Zoop scooping can me used as a method of self-harm or suicide.
Oh man what an awful week… you guys wanna go zoop scooping tonight?
by Goonmonkeyheheheh October 17, 2024
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Curry scooping

The act of picking up feces with a bare ungloved hand.
Hey man you got a bag? My dog just dropped a couple logs.

If you don't have one I'm stuck curry scooping it.
by Darkmeat June 8, 2025
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Curry scooping

The act of picking up feces with a bare ungloved hand.
Hey man you got a bag? My dog just dropped a couple logs.

If you don't have one I'm stuck curry scooping it.
by Darkmeat June 8, 2025
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Alabama river spooning

When you and another man take a spoon to a river where no one can see you then you dig a hole and both take turns to shit in the hole. After all the shit is in the hole you then deepthroat each other until both of your mouths are full with sperm. You then put your hand in the hole and feed it to your friend.
by Bigwillypenus January 22, 2019
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