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Schemey

Person from a housing estate (a scheme) usually of an undesirable nature such as a chav.
The other day I saw this schemey breaking into a car and nicking the radio.
by G Burns July 11, 2003
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sclemmed

To be so hungry that your bowls begin to hurt
Im sclemmed to fuck!
by TheMegladon October 21, 2018
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Schemastick

Schemastick v.:

A word combining excuse, me, and, my, stick, which could refer to anything cylindrical shaped.
"Schemastick."
"Sure you can get past"
by KnightmrInArmr January 20, 2005
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schemplicate

to drink bud light and bang hot aliens
I would like to schemplicate this weekend.
by barmonkey January 17, 2011
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scemga

The excretion from a "Blue Waffle".
Most commonly known as an orgasm.
(Can be a variety of different colors depending on how severely unclean the vagina is.)
Friend: So what happened with that girl last night?
Man: I ended up takin her pants off and there was a mess of scemga in her underwear.
by baconmaster4206 February 28, 2011
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scemotic

wanting to be scene, emo, gothic.
it's what other people call you when they don't want you to be scene, emo, or gothic.
Jake ; "you made me depressed"
Me ; "stfu, and stop being scemotic"
by Elmo & Ema April 15, 2011
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salem slammer

When you tie up a woman to a post (as if burning a witch) and then violently fuck her. Afterwards, you clean up get dressed and then set fire to the woman and casually leave the scene.
Johnny took that dirty worthless girl home from the bar and gave her a Salem Slammer
by Reginald Penny Pincher November 9, 2013
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