Schrodinger's crap

The act of taking a dump and quickly closing the lid before you have time to see whether or not it actually flushed away

"at the party I left a Schrodinger's crap"

by yee-yee haircut July 22, 2024

Schrodinger's troll

Someone who decides whether they were trolling or not based on how people reacted.

He is such a Schrodinger's troll

by the trolly January 22, 2023

Schrodinger's Man

A man who will either protect you or make it so you need protecting.

Schrodinger's man will argue it's "not all men" but it's up to you to find out if he is.

by utahanarchist February 8, 2023

Schrodinger's Bussy

When you have spotted a tomboy that's equally girly and boyish that the only for you to distinguish what gender they are is to either be notified of it or take a gander and check if there is a dick or not. If you take the latter way however, you expect that there might be a dick which makes you gay. Good luck gay boy

Some poor soul : "Oh, is that a femboy or tomboy. I really don't know lets check"
*checks underneath the person's skirt and finds a massive schlonger*
Schrodinger's Bussy strikes again

by LtSmol February 18, 2023

Schrodinger’s Rage Bait

When your friend says something a dumb “hot take”, but waits for the reaction of the group to claim it was rage bait.

Friend 1: why does Jake always say the dumbest takes in the group chat?
Friend 2: He thinks it’s funny to rage bait us, but he’s actually just stupid
Friend 1: Ah I get it, he waits to be called out to say he was just trying to get a rise out of us
Friend 2: exactly, it’s a Schrodinger’s Rage Bait

by Squidington May 29, 2025

Schrodinger's Fan

A person who has simultaneously watched/read a show/movie/book and not watched/read a show/movie/book depending on if they can get away with making up stuff in conversations about it

"hey jerry said he really liked The Dark Tower. Surely he will love other Stephen king's books"

"nah don't trust him. He's a schrodinger's fan"

by Chemical potato June 2, 2025

Schrodinger's douchebag

One who just doesn't get sarcasm, is unable to tell whether a statement is a joke or not.

Calcium: Are you a schrodinger's douchebag? (he's one himself)
Drift: Nah, I just don't get sarcasm that well. (isn't actually one himself)

by Driftshock April 10, 2024