"Holy Schmokes Lois" is a phrase expressed in a state of surprise or shock. It possibly references the cartoon character, Peter Griffin from Seth McFarlane's Family Guy.
"Holy Schmokes Lois" and "Holy Smokes Lois" are two completely different phrases. Schmokes is funnier to say, like the "schm" part is cool. Say it aloud. You'll agree.
"Holy Schmokes Lois" and "Holy Smokes Lois" are two completely different phrases. Schmokes is funnier to say, like the "schm" part is cool. Say it aloud. You'll agree.
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Person A: "Dang, for the third time? They're really such a far-schooler."
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Person A: "Dang, for the third time? They're really such a far-schooler."
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–verb
1.
To walk up behind someone and repeatedly use your groin to push forcibly on their buttock region (pants and parties knowing each other optional and strongly discouraged)
2.
To show fake ignorance about a sexual term to have it acted out.
1.
To walk up behind someone and repeatedly use your groin to push forcibly on their buttock region (pants and parties knowing each other optional and strongly discouraged)
2.
To show fake ignorance about a sexual term to have it acted out.
"I had a terrible underwear fire, and the only way that I could put it out quickly was by thrusting a middle schooler with the curvaceous woman in the pew in front of me."
by BKmyWAY November 16, 2010
Get the Thrusting a middle schooler mug.A breed apart from most humans, these vile creatures are among the saddest and most repulsive things on planet Earth. Usually hanging around a bin playing fucking geometry dash, we have the year 7's. Around the minivans, you can discover the wild year 8 and 9's, who are normally making sexual jokes to their butt buddies. Finally, In the toilets you would find year 10 and 11's, who make sweet sweet love to their butt buddies.
Hey year seven where is year ten?
Oh over in the toilets fucking his friend!
Typical of Bishop Perowne High Schoolers!
Oh over in the toilets fucking his friend!
Typical of Bishop Perowne High Schoolers!
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Get the Good Aussie High schooler mug."Heyyy instagram! today My teacher was like 'do ur work' and i was like lmao lol omg hail nah and then I made my ex bf mad at me by shoving him to the ground. omg thats sooooo funny. that's my instagram post for the day, im so popular now so byyyy!
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