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Schlong

Big massive cock of godly proportions
She wants to see my manhood because rumor has it I have a long dong schlong!!!
by tpulley1966 June 27, 2022
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Ricky Schlong

Refers to someone who has a horse size third leg, that instantly attracts the attention of all the girls around them
Jake is such a ricky schlong you can't compete once he enters the room, all eyes are on him.
by Postopia11 May 23, 2025
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So Long Schlong

“Oh, your leaving tomorrow? I guess I’m going to have to give you some So Long Schlong!”
by Intimidatingwang August 4, 2020
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Schlong

Guy: Damn girl you lookin fine why don’t you get down and suck this monster schlong!

Girl: Ok daddy
by probablynotalex? March 15, 2021
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Schlong Flogging

He was schlong flogging through the whole movie, and twice as fast through the sex scenes.
by g-windsor April 23, 2016
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Schlong

A big ass juicy horse dong that’s unnecessary for any human being. Very unnaturally large. One could say it’s very slangin’
Nothing compares to my massive schlong
by ThatoneleprechaunGandalf October 13, 2020
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Alan David Schlong

1980s radio reporter who covered baseball for unhead station in New Jersey. Giant microphone reminiscent of horse's dick.
Oh, no, here comes Alan David Schlong with that giant microphone, what a schmutz.
by tirtle July 9, 2018
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