Schlong

A big ass juicy horse dong that’s unnecessary for any human being. Very unnaturally large. One could say it’s very slangin’

Nothing compares to my massive schlong

by ThatoneleprechaunGandalf October 14, 2020

schlong

another word for penis

"god thats a long schlong"

by rick.astley6969 November 19, 2022

schlong

dick

he has a massive schlong

by ehaidva May 01, 2023

Schlong

The act of hitting a golf ball particularly far and straight

I schlonged that ball down the fairway.

by Ragerz17 January 15, 2020

Schlong

Anything bigger than a schmiek.

Get that schlong outa here dawg.

by Eat my schmiek September 08, 2017

Schlong

1) Penis

2) Above average sized penis.

Guy: Damn girl you lookin fine why don’t you get down and suck this monster schlong!

Girl: Ok daddy

by probablynotalex? March 16, 2021

Schlong

Looks like a duck cuz it is uwuwuwuwu

My schlong is big

by UwU big dick man July 02, 2021