scandiffio

A sophisticated person whom is date worthy, pretty, and knowledgeable. They always have great attitude, but if they get angry, watch out!

Damn. That girl is such a scandiffio and I would so smash !
Her booty is so juicy !

by Karmenel May 16, 2018

Scandinavian Straight

A term used in football which states that the countries Sweden, Norway, Denmark, Iceland and Finland are genetically superior to other races due to the fact that they are taller, more athletic and better on-field leaders. This can also describe footballers which possess a giant throw-in and a good climb.

Carlos: Look how much smaller the Spanish are compared to the Danish players!
Gunnar: Ikr, Scandinavian Straight!

by tonypulis08 June 16, 2018

Scandinavian Frag Grenade

A snowball with an ice cube at the center

“Hey, you want to have a snowball fight?”
“No way man, you always use Scandinavian Frag Grenades”

by AJBroheem February 1, 2021

Scandinavian puff cake

A sex act involving a man ejaculating inside a woman’s prolapsed vaginal opening.

Can you send me that video you found with the girl getting Scandinavian puff caked?

by 44chan-guy March 16, 2022

Scandinavian queen

A beautiful tall blonde from Scandinavia, probably from ikea. Loves going to ikea. She gets lots of Scandinavian boys thirsting for her. She knows she is a queen. She owns being a quee. ❤️❤️😪❤️🥳🥳😂😂❤️ Swedish meatballs.

Hot guy: woah who is that hot girl standing in the corner?
His friend: oh she is such a Scandinavian queen
Other male: I am probably better then herr.
First guys: no stop
SQ: stop fighting I fight for peace

And I no I am better.
*does material gurl pose*

by Bestfriendonbirthdays March 20, 2022

Scandinavian scalp

A manscaping procedure, which involves the removal of a layer of ball skin and penis skin.

I went to the spa and got a Scandinavian scalp done.

by anonymous October 17, 2022

Scandinavian Elephant

When a white big booty bitch gets a man with an enormous penis to stick it in between her thighs and then they both proceeded to rip violent ass to mimic the majestic trumpeting of a herd of elephants.

We need thicker walls, I heard Alexis giving that dude a Scandinavian Elephant two rooms over.

by VoteBigChuck2024 February 1, 2023