Sexness Scale

On a scale from 1-10,1 being the worst, 10 being the highest. How hot and good someone is during sexual intercourse.

I've had that girl before,on the sexness scale,she's a 7.

by LeahNicole April 06, 2009

doobie scale

1. The sizes of different doobies
(1. Asian Skinny)
(2. Turkish Thin)
(3. Frenchy Fagg)
(4. Albanian Chub)
(5. Chowder Chub)
(6. Swedish Shwamm Rapp)
(7. German Jaloppy)
(8. Polish Pot Sticker)
(9. Polish Dub)
(10. Polish Phatty)

John: Hey bro, what size is that on the doobie scale?

Jim: i think thats a German Jaloppy.

by Crizzle McGizzle May 03, 2008

pH scale

The pH scale (always written with a small p and a capital H) is the scale used to determine how acidic or alkaline a substance is.

It goes from 1 to 14. 1 being very acidic, and 14 being very alkaline. 7 is neutral.

Dude! Did you see that corrosive acid! It must have been 1 on the pH scale!

by Science dewd April 04, 2010

fail scale

a scale represented by Failions that measures fail in all matters applied

note: failions can go into negative, as well as be represented by the metric system's notations (kili, mega, giga, et cetera)

Person 1: "How would you grade The Happening on the fail scale?"

Person 2: "About 3.5 kilifailions, what about you?"

Person 1: "I actually liked it, I'd say -7 failions."

Person 2: "You just earned a gigafailion, good job."

by iNhibotor March 21, 2009

kinky scale

A scale from 1 to 12 which determines how kinky you are, depending on which activities you have taken part in, 1 being not very kinky, and 12 being the kinkiest.

"I am number 8.5 on the kinky scale, woo!!"

by Merrrrrr June 11, 2007

Google scale

When you download the Google Toolbar, there is an option that Google gives you to let them spy on you... er, rate the pages you visit. That is called the Google Scale. Ahem.

*sings* Sometimes I feel like, my Google Scale's watching me.. *stops singing* Oh wait, it is!

by Muffin November 04, 2004

Fitzgerald Scale

A scale used to measure the awkwardness of a situation. The Fitzgerald Scale is divided into ten subunits, called 'Geralds'. Each Gerald is in turn divided into ten Subgeralds, which gives 100 possible levels of awkwardness. One Gerald is a commonly awkward level, where a ten Gerald situation would be a scarring event.

Man, the atmosphere of that party was off the Fitzgerald scale when we decided to leave

by Reality 2.0 October 20, 2011