When you are planning to have an orgy but before hand, you pour Creamy Parmesan dressing in the area said orgy will take place in. After the orgy, you gather up as much of the sauce as you can and put it on a salad to enjoy.
Tom: Hey what did you do Friday night?
Noah: I decided to make a salad with some friends and we made our own orgy sauce to go with it.
Due to the fact that this defensive weapon is derived from chili peppers and ranges from 2,000,000 to 4,500,000 Scoville units. (The hottest pepper in the world is 2,200,000)
Me: “Yeah this guy was coming at me with a baseball bat just now so I gave him the hot sauce.”