Royal Sampler

When a girl gives you a blow job and has both vaginal and anal intercourse on the first date.

"Yo, that dude must be a monarch; he's had like twenty royal samplers this year!"

by Asna January 20, 2009

Andy Samberg

n. A finishing maneuver during sexual intercourse;
Similar to the "money shot" but sloppier

See: "careless sploosh"

Liam: "Hey man, I totally Andy Samberg'd my girl in the car earlier."

Peter: "I can tell, bro...it's everywhere."

by Sandbox Czar July 27, 2011

simpering twat

A person who constantly whines, moans and simpers about the trivialities of their existence.

Danny is such a simpering twat. He always moans about how small his dick is.

by expres April 21, 2011

Handy Samberg

When one is given a hand job on a boat or watercraft.

Man, me and my girl went out on the lake in my boat and she gave me a Handy Samberg.

by iMURDER December 15, 2010

samneric

doing something stupid wile your high or not
a. doing a very crazy stupid stunt
b. doing a stupid action
c. being a jack ass when your high
d. dumb stunts

i don't no an example for samneric

by spiderdj March 20, 2009

Sampler

The act of spreading a womans ass, and either licking her pussy or her butthole.

"I went to Julia's house last night, things got out of control and I was giving her the sampler before I knew it."

by Sirhc Llimah June 24, 2007

sameera

(verb) To waste massive amounts of food at a meal. Used particularly in association with meals at college cafeterias.

Try not to sameera half your dinner tonight.

by Anyos July 2, 2006