Subway salmon 

The one or two people who insist on going up a stairway or down a stairway (usually after a train arrives at a subway stop) while all the people leaving the train are going in the opposite direction.

"Of course there were subway salmon when I was late for work and I was trying to get out of the subway in a hurry ... Dude, couldn't they tell the train already left?"

Subway salmon by Pauldonyc September 25, 2012

dirty salmon 

A harmless prank where one flaps the palm of their hand side to side, like a salmon, against the insides of another persons thighs from behind. The higher up the thigh, the dirtier the dirty salmon.

Dude, can you believe he just dirty salmoned the mormon chick?

Yeah man, I think he's going to go to jail.

dirty salmon by Smilikymeat April 28, 2011

Norwegian Salmon Fishing 

To attend a house party and have sexual intercourse with as many female party goers as possible without washing off the penis and ball sack in between the different sex partners.

Roger went to his friend Carl's house party on Saturday. Roger did a little Norwegian Salmon Fishing and hooked up with eight different girls before the party ended. When he got back home, his girlfriend gave him a sloppy blow job whereby she commented that his cock usually didn't taste as tangy as it did tonight.

Norwegian Salmon Fishing by Eaton Holgoode June 10, 2015

bloody salmon 

When you eat your girl out while she’s on her period and it tastes like fish

Tina’s on her period and she has a bloody salmon, it’s like a can of tuna down there

bloody salmon by Fishpussy June 3, 2018

Secret Silent Salmon Kiss 

To kiss whilst making fish lips. Fish Lips are when one's lips are in a fish-like position, sort of like a pout.
The Secret Silent Salmon Kiss can we shortened to S.S.S

Person 1: Omg! You Kissed Him?
Person 2: Yes! It was incredible
Person 1: Was it like tongues?
Person 2: No, It was a Secret Silent Salmon Kiss.

Secret Silent Salmon Kiss by C.A.E September 12, 2013

boiled salmon 

(n) a word used to express how slow something is going.

usu. used in reference to elevators.

this elevator is going slower than an elephant in quick sand...or a boiled salmon.

boiled salmon by srah January 23, 2005

Smoking the Salmon 

When a woman farts and the expelled gas can’t make its way out it's usual trajectory, so it shoots forward, through the labia, and sometimes INTO the vagina.

Jenny, these jeans are so tight that when I’m sitting down I keep smoking the salmon. Bubbly tickles up my front butt.

Smoking the Salmon by Joesmelle January 27, 2019