rodeo hug

A rodeo hug is an awkward hug with someone who would never expect it (bonus points for a business situation) where you try to hold on for 8 seconds. Typically, there are bonus points for stylistic maneuvers like swirling a hand on their back or tucking one's head into their neck. Whispers of "I never want this moment to end" also earn bonus points. It is in poor taste to lift the recipient off their feet. It is acceptable for the recipient to poke the "cowboy" in the ribs.

Hey, did you see Alan rodeo hug the new guy at the office? It was amazing, but he only made it 7 seconds.

rodeo hug by proskweeto January 5, 2015

Tub of Lard Rodeo

Find a large women at a bar or anywhere and take her home. Get her to sleep with you and rail her from behind. When you start to finish yell at her "Your a fat bitch!". She will act like a bull and try to throw you off, but hold on as long as you can and keep going at it.

Last night i gave some fat bitch a tub of lard rodeo and she was thralling around for 5 minutes!

Tub of Lard Rodeo by BDoom August 2, 2009

purple jesus rodeo

An alcoholic drink comprising of 1/2 everclear, 1/2 grape NOS energy drink and purple (grape) cool aid mix, plus 2 caffeine tablets all put into one standard red plastic cup.

the name comes from the following:

Purple: because the drink is purple in color
Jesus: because you will get so drunk you may see jesus
Rodeo: because you'll be so hopped up on energy drink and caffeine tablets that you may be prone to jumping on your friends and riding them around like you're in a rodeo

GUY #1 oh man what happened last night?
GUY #2 dude you drank one Purple Jesus Rodeo and starting running around the party jumping on people!
GUY #3 Yeah then you passed out and we had to take you to the hospital.
GUY #1 NICE!

purple jesus rodeo by Jeff "Danger" Hoernemann November 29, 2010

Romella 

can be brutal and loving at the same time, remains loyal in a sea of disloyalty, wishful and hopeful, misconstrued but prevails... this girl rocks!

that girl is a Romella!

Romella by AnAvidFan2 July 14, 2010

Goat Rodeo 

A situation that is hopelessly fucked up. The worst of three stages of goat-ness. First is the Goat Rope, defined else where.

Then there is the utilitraian Goat Fuck. This normally requires a serious amount of work to unfuck.

Lastly, there is the Goat Rodeo. The worst of the three, it is beyond even profanity. It describes a situation that involves many individuals screw ups, and implies that the fuck up is already well underway, meaning that there is no hope in stopping the mess. Usually said with a defeated tone:

Ready to go to this Goat Rodeo? Its gonna be terrible.

Goat Rodeo by JimmyJam November 30, 2006

all roads lead to rome 

There are multiple ways to get to the same goal.

Originated in Ancient Rome, as whenever they successfully conquered a nation, they built a concrete road starting from that nation and leading to Rome.

Student: I can't figure this math problem out your way, can I try another way that I've been taught?

Teacher: By all means. After all, all roads lead to Rome.

all roads lead to rome by ransomeboi123 October 4, 2013

alvaro romero 

THE king of slatt 🐍member of the lollipop boys, associated with mattia polibio. HE IS THE MOST ADORABLE AND CUTE PERSON EVER periodt boo. he’s also kinda hot ;)

person A: whose ur fav tik toker?

person B: Mattia is sexy as shit but Alvaro romero is adorable, i can’t decide.
person A: idk who they are imma look em up

person B: bet it

alvaro romero by Swaggycowgirl October 18, 2019