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post-roast

The act of cleaning your mouth and your asshole at the same time.
Hey Cedric, or Fredrick, could one of you please fetch me a beach towel so I post-roast in one fluid motion?
by Liquid Alf & Jim 'The Knuckle' February 9, 2014
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nut roast

Similar to a spit roast, only with more nuts involved. eg. a gay spit roast.
"Fancy coming back to mine for a nut roast?"
by The Great King of Phebes November 25, 2006
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spit roast

When two men penetrate a woman one orally one anally vaginally as if she were a suckling pig. At times a third man can be basting her.
Every thursday me and mike get together to spit roast marianna and she loves it.
by JCM Crew June 1, 2006
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Lamb Roast

The sexual technique of receving two phalluses at the same time, one in both the oral and anal cavity. The maneuver is performed with two males in a standing position and a female in a crouch position to give the illusion of the proverbial "lamb" being roasted on a spit.
"Man, me and a guy totally lamb roasted this chick last night"
"Yo babe, you want to lamb roast tonight at my crib?"
"Biatch, GTF onta me an' my homie's dongs before I pop a cap in yo' mane!"
by Colonel Wafflejaw October 9, 2006
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Hanging Roast

another term for a womens pussy lips, that tend to hang a little bit further then most.
Dougy was amazed when he saw her huge Hanging Roast pushing out the side of her panties.
by Pornstar September 6, 2005
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Salad roasting

That girl is so filthy! She totally loved the salad roasting I gave her last night.
by WooLIII May 6, 2018
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Pork Roast

The act of two men having sex at the same time with a hideously ugly woman. A variation of a threesome, it only becomes a pork roast if the girl is a complete munter. Often, the ritual of a Pork Roast is ended by throwing the girl's jeans out of the window, completing her humiliation.
"I slipped it up her arse while she sucked my mate off... afterwards we got rid of her by chucking her jeans out the window. Man that was a pork roast I'll never forget."
by Geordie Lass August 30, 2006
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