Reed

A white dude that skated and a has a juicy penis

Reed is a big dicked white man

by Johnsfatpenis69 November 22, 2021

reed

the most annoying fucking person in the world. obsessed with anime from years ago and has the most annoying brother and sister in the world. you know when you have a class with him it's about to be the worst and most excruciating hour ever.

bro, did you what reed drew today?
i bet it was the invisible girl from bnha lol

by radiohaed February 24, 2025

Elizabeth reed

Elizabeth reed is the lankyest Lankable lankpost liz of the all she is the tallest and scariest lankpost their is you see her one streets everday and she says that leo is fat

Elizabeth reed his a lank

by End proppy June 5, 2022

Matt Reed

A hotty with a body who’s closets are sooo nice. His air vents are just wide enough to chill in, just make sure not to drop your phone! He loves going to dinner with your parents and is a real mommas boy

So, Matt Reed was at dinner right?

by Matt’s bbg’s January 14, 2019

Reed

A man who gets literally zero bitches!

You wouldn’t want to be named Reed, he gets no pussy!

by Maverckk May 1, 2022

Douglas Reed

A badass with a handlebar mustache and undeniable aura

You need someone to re-arrange your guts? Call Douglas Reed. I’ve only heard good things.

by veggiebowl04 July 18, 2025

Reed's Law

The person who names a thing is often more powerful than the real discoverer.

"The person who names a thing is often more powerful than the real discoverer." - Person A
"I call this reed's law" - Person B
"That person just got reed's law'd lol" - Person C

by CallMeKor December 27, 2021