Reptar Dick

When ones genitals are chaffed and dry from excessive masturbation and or itching.

"Hey babe, how's your balls?
Not good babe, I got some serious reptar dick going on down there.

by Tylahhhhhh January 5, 2017

Rectal optimitis

An occular disease where in one's eyes automatically close when their rectum makes contact with a couch or recliner.

Kenny's eyes snapped shut as soon as his ass hit the lazyboy proving he did indeed suffer from rectal optimitis.

by Possumpecker February 8, 2018

Rectal Russian Roulette

It's like Russian Roulette, except instead of putting the gun to your head each turn, you stick it up your rectum. Due to the potential of STD transfer, a fresh condom can be put on the gun each turn.

Mobster #1: You ever see two guys hate each other so much that they decide to solve their problems with a game of Russian Roulette?
Mobster #2: Ah, that ain't nothin'. If two guys really hate each other, they'll want the other to shoot himself up the butt in a game of Rectal Russian Roulette!

by deepspace10 June 30, 2019

Regtard

A Regtard is an offensive slang term that it used against rednecks or hicks. It is a combination of the term retard, and the popular stereotypical redneck name, reggie. Reg-Tard.

“that fat fucking regtard won’t pay child support”
“Andy sure is a regtard”

by UnderchievingCreativeDick August 4, 2019

rectangle knot

The best knot with unlimited possibilities and can not be stopped.

The rectangle knot is the superior knot.

by Hdhdjejnsj January 6, 2020

Rectal Brain Freeze

Noun. Can happen when using a cheap, cold water only bidet in winter. Usually the result of a fine jet of ice water hitting the outer rim of ones exit hole. Can also cause teeth to ache, resulting in a realization that the two holes have more in common then previously thought.

"I just used my bidet I received at the under $20 Christmas gift exchange and gave myself a rectal brain freeze. I also found out I have a cavity."

by Farnyblue December 22, 2022

rectal ozone

The process of having an ozone producing device inserted in the anus, in hope of health benefits. Subsequent farts after using such a device.

Gwyneth shoved an ozone dildo up her ass in order to boost her oxygen levels. More like increasing her rectal ozone pleasure levels.

by Sambiase March 17, 2023