Cockam's Razor

States that if he has a big floppy cock; that is why you're fucking him.
He's soOoOoOo she's nice and kind and smart and cool and blah.

So he has a fat cock?

What? How did you know?

Well, those are all relative terms and it's unlikely that he is relatively more of those things than anyone else. Which means all that's left is a big fat cock.

It's not the big fat cock though....

Cockam's Razor says that it is the big fat cock.

It's not! It's the things he's relatively less then others! Not the thing he's relatively more!

Well, Cockam would disagree.
by Hym Iam November 30, 2020
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Sean’s Razor

The opposite of Occam’s Razor - the most complicated, delusional and convuluted approach to solving any problem or understanding anything at all
That dude is so crazy. He only knows how to use Sean’s Razor to understand the world
by Beanol April 29, 2025
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Hollaway's Razor

The harder the media pushes a story, the more you should look away for what they aren't telling you.
A: Do you think JFK was assassinated by a lone gunman?

B: nah, Hollaway's razor
by maxxmane April 01, 2023
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ROV's Razor

If an argument taken to its logical conclusion, leads to the prventable death and/or subjugation of its proponents, then it shall be dismissed.
Commie: "Communism is the greatest economical system created by man. "
You:"But it leads to the death and subjugation of those who adopt it, so it can be dismissed with ROV's Razor."
by _ROV_ March 03, 2019
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razor-gina

A description of the defense mechanism in which an individual of the female sex inserts a sharp razor object into her vagina.
That woman has a razor-gina.
by Bob2026 February 15, 2025
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razor seeded

Bro, let's get razor seeded this weekend
by 058satan January 28, 2015
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