raisin frankfurt

After you have furiously jacked off, part of your skin may have ripped. Along with the mixture of blood and semen (a strawberry shortcake), your dick has become so soggy that it is now shriveled like a veiny, naked, old raisin man.

Woman 1: Ugh, afterwards his dick was so shriveled!

Woman 2: Oh, he had a raisin frankfurt eh?

Woman 1: Yeah! it happened right after our bohemian pancake.

Woman 2: I'm kind of into raisin frankfurts.

by bunnyboi November 22, 2016

Roid raisins

The shriveled testicles of a male body builder who suffers from steroid abuse.

Steve can’t have kids because his roid raisins shoot blanks.

by Justin Sydem May 3, 2021

stealing raisins

The act of not wearing a brazier in public

I was down at the 7-11 and there was an old woman in there stealing raisins.

by Bluegrass Bandit October 22, 2019

to raisin

When one feels so uncomfortable in a situation that they begin to crinkle up, similar to that of a grape transforming into a raisin.

"Bro, when I saw Jessica yesterday after sleeping with her best friend, I felt so awkward that I started to raisin"

"I fell down a whole flight of stairs, and I felt so embarrassed that I crinkled up into a raisin right then and there"

by chirp_577 December 6, 2017

praisin raisin

Praisin’ Raisins are a form of fake currency that students at Hunt elementary receive for good behavior and strong academic work. This form of currency can be redeemed for prizes that are housed in a glass case that is on display in the cafeteria and have a point value. The higher the point value, the better the prize and the more Praisin’ Raisins students have to save up. Back in the day, Praisin’ Raisins were a colorful sheet of paper (usually green or pink) that had a picture of a dancing raisin on it. As noted in the photograph above, the current Praisin’ Raisin has been stripped of these features. Despite the change in design, the purpose remains the same. Students are given an opportunity to turn their good behavior and actions into a prize. For students from low-income surroundings, these toys provide a special opportunity to receive a reward for hard work without having to spend any money on it. The glass case of prizes motivates students to work hard and try to acquire the toy that they want the most before another student is able to get it. This form of positive reinforcement encourages students to do their best.

“You did a great job today Moochie! You get a praisin raisin! “

by Papito and Moochie May 3, 2018

Borderline Raisin

1. Almost entirely evil and/or undesirable.

2. Refers to a grape which rotten or shriveled almost to the point of raisnry

Priscilla is so mean, she is borderline raisin.

by rasinators December 12, 2013

Olive raisin

A pitifully attempt at an olive branch: a meaningless gesture of peace.

My parents "apologized" for my childhood abuse, but then explained why it was all my fault. They threw me an olive raisin.

by Wifflepuff May 23, 2021