A rare species of Chode in which the penis head has retracted so much, the sunken shaft puckers up to form a vortex of wrinkles, folds and shrivels around it resembling a raisin.
Emily: class, did you know that wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chodes are so microscopic you can't use a ruler to measure them but rather have to count the number of shriveled folds?

Persephone: the Raisin Chode my group measured today had 21 wrinkles--a big one!
Get the Wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chode mug.
A rare species of Chode in which the penis head has retracted so much, the sunken shaft puckers up to form a vortex of wrinkles, folds and shrivels around it resembling a raisin.
Emily: did you know that wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chodes are so microscopic you can't use a ruler to measure them but rather have to count the number of shriveled folds?

Persephone: the Raisin Chode my group measured today had 21 wrinkles--a big one!
Get the Wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chode mug.

Wet raisin

When a small curd of shit sneaks out before your asshole slams shut while farting. Similar to sharting only you know its got to stay there awhile because you cant get to a place to wipe your ass
I got a wet raisin and its giving me a smelly rash
by Bigbentdick May 26, 2020
Get the Wet raisin mug.

Mud raisin

An anus.
She only let me hit the mud raisin because she said she was a virgin.
by Mud-raisin March 15, 2016
Get the Mud raisin mug.

boneless raisins

A pussy that has not been fucked
I want to find a good boneless raisins around here.
by Jeffmooncricket August 08, 2017
Get the boneless raisins mug.

Bowl of Raisins

A joke used to trick/gaslight someone, usually among four friends, one who tells the nonsensical joke, two who were told to laugh at it, and one who is made fun of for not understanding the joke.
John was confused as his friends laughed, he didn't know the joke was a bowl of raisins.
by Vinkertron January 31, 2025
Get the Bowl of Raisins mug.

california raisin thief

A prominent Burglar of restaurant collectibles stole my California raisins that I collected from Hardee’s
Some a hole came over from Minnesota and stole my California raisins that I collected from Hardees, hence forth that person will forever be know as a California raisin thief
by Liloilo August 10, 2021
Get the california raisin thief mug.