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remote rage

The sweeping anger that overcomes someone when they cannot find the channel changer, causing them to spiral into a state of rage
It's best to steer clear of my alcohol father when he's having remote rage
by im_on_meth March 21, 2010
mugGet the remote ragemug.

asian rage

1)the worst thing that can possibly happen in any situation involving any asian,azn. when this rare situation occurs during a school fight, it is guaranteed that the asian will beat the opponent in a bloody pulp!

2)when an asian releases it's ancient fighting hormones and gets jackie chan on you. Though it's rare that this happens, it's a bad idea to anger any asian.

3)rage and carnage at it's highest point. very,very dangerous!

*TRUST ME, i experienced this at poly high at CA. This asian dude owned a black dude. blood was everywhere!
black kid 1: lets jump that chink!
black kid 2: are you sure? he might activate his asian rage....
black kid 1: Nah, thats just some made up bullshit. come on, you pussy
black kid 2: a'ight whutever...
(they both went up to the asian guy and starts talking shit)
*asian guy gets pissed off and owns both of them

-later that night in the hospital-
black kid 2: didnt i tell about the asian rage!
black kid 1: fuck!
by poly high student January 9, 2006
mugGet the asian ragemug.

Hamburger Rage

A disproportionately angry or violent response to a dismissively minor inconvenience.
Fast food customer: If I would have known you didn't have McNuggets, I wouldn't have given my money, and now you want to give me a McDouble?! Ima kill you, bitch!

Fast food worker: Whoah, here's your money back, psycho. Chill out on the hamburger rage.
by Belunan January 6, 2010
mugGet the Hamburger Ragemug.

nerd rage

1) When a gamer becomes upset upon not getting his/her way or seeing a noob playing badly.

2) When a nerd sees a popular science-fiction movie, comic book, or other media source improperly quoted, misrepresented, or otherwise flamed.

3) When someone who is especially well-versed in a certain area of academia sees someone who is not as well-versed exhibiting a rather large amount of brain-farting and idiocy in regards to said area of academia.
1) Gamer 1: Oh my God, did you see what that noob just did while playing World of Warcraft? What a retard.
Gamer 2: Careful, don't let your nerd rage get out of hand this time.

2) They made R2D2 talk in that fan fiction?!?! I think I feel my nerd rage coming on!

3) You're telling me you want to STOP polio vaccination because the vaccine killed 8 people in 1990? Don't make me nerd rage on you!
by Anal Crabs August 16, 2009
mugGet the nerd ragemug.

Boyd-Rage

When you piss off J. Boyd at his Biology lair and he lifts your desk and slams his 5 lb text book on your desk when you fall asleep. You will then proceed to write an essay on what you did wrong and turn it in the next day. Symptoms of Boyd-Rage include the following: passive-aggressive behavior, reddening of the face, & dissolved weiner.
Yo I asked the Bio teach about pro-creating with chimpanzees because of their 97% DNA similarity, he responded seriously. I'm glad he didn't go all Boyd-Rage on me like he did to that other unfortunate student.
by hyenaz December 7, 2012
mugGet the Boyd-Ragemug.

penal rage

When it is so stiff for so long it hurts.
He resisted it so long that his member was filled with the blood of penal rage.
by FiggyFatFaggotPants256 November 5, 2017
mugGet the penal ragemug.

Lam rage

When a person named liam (lam) is raging about a small thing and often holds a grudge.
Ya, liam was on a lam rage today. He slapped pushed a girl down and called her a bitch
by Vinniveng February 24, 2015
mugGet the Lam ragemug.

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