by Zandroid August 20, 2017
A type of English an someone uses that is extremely and unnecessary verbose, lengthy and metaphorical in relation to the actual content of the speech in order to appear more intelligent, of higher class or to hide it's message.
Person: ...Momentary phenomena distort through frantic and repetitive practice as the spatial derivative threshold exuberates ...
You: Dude did you graduate in Quantum English or something??
You: Dude did you graduate in Quantum English or something??
by fakafmafaka April 11, 2019
When two bodies have quantum entanglement and get close to each other, all they can do is try to become one.
by Blackbird131 October 30, 2019
"DAMN!! Did you see that new Porn Hub video? This bitch got FUCKED by 23 and 1/2 GUYS!, That was Quantum Penatration!"
"wow."
"wow."
by cheesecakeofinsecure April 06, 2021
Quantum Physics Services offered by quantumnina.com, who has a genetic quantum nuclear mutation, that often gets mistaken as psychic abilities, magic, fraud, aliens, artificial intelligence, or deity origins.
Quantumnina.com is so cool that she delivers lotteries to people from the future to quantum leap money 50% with clients using her quantum messaging services and she also quantum leaps the government to make decisions faster so they stop wasting all of our taxes wasting time on bullshit.
by QUANTUM NINA November 10, 2024
This is when a spouse cheats on you without using protection, and proceeds to go home and touch you sexually without using protection. While the act consentual not, being exposed to new partners unknowingly is QUANTUM RAPE.
by Squeekx143 January 15, 2025