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Lunch Punch

When you pay $5 for a homeless man or woman (your choice) to tongue punch your fart box in an alleyway while you are on lunch break.
Boss: You are five minutes late getting back to work. This is a pattern and cannot continue.

Employee: I’m sorry. I got this guy down by the park that does the best lunch punches so it’s hard to get away.

Boss: Oh that’s ok then. I’ll go with you tomorrow. Maybe we can get a 2 for 1.
by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019
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invalid punch

a beverage of two or more fruit juices, sugar and water, often carbonated, which contains NO ALCOHOL
the party was ruined by an invalid punch
by Uncle Genghis October 22, 2012
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punch-elbowed

A punch that is quickly follwed by an elbow (from the same arm)to the same area of the target in quick succesion. As the fist connects snap the elbow round and cath him/her when they least expect it.
dude! he just punch-elbowed that guy in the face!
by JimmyScreecgandJames July 30, 2008
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center punch

Insert thumb in the butthole with slight clockwise rotation while penis is inserted in vagina during doggy. Very fun!!!
by Rat pack ch123 July 22, 2017
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rolling with the punches

adjusting to difficult events as they happen.
"she never used to be like that." said Martha
"am I the only one 'rolling with the punches', I like her." replied lilly
by hermione53 May 25, 2018
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punch the skunk

to furiously masturbate
Joe: hey Adam, I'm gonna go punch the skunk
Adam: aye my man can i come?
by Thailand22321 May 20, 2019
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Punch the munchkin

A euphemism to describe masturbation; knuckle shuffle on the piss pump; pounding the purple headed yogurt slinger; working the wand etc.
In anticipation of his first date with the hot chick in his class, Joe decided to punch the munchkin before heading out.
by Señor Plata September 6, 2011
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