puddle horse

Someone who loves cuddling

I'm a puddle horse. Please cuddle me

puddle horse by MadKingMicah June 10, 2014

puddle tits 

When someone ejaculates onto some titties with such force, it creates a crater on top of the titty. The crater is filled with the ejaculate, forming a puddle tit.

Dat bitch ova dere definitely got dem puddle tits I was tellin' ya'll bout last night.

puddle tits by Bawlsohard February 12, 2015

Puddle Dump 

An aggregious, offensive action during which a methamphetamine smoker spins your glass smoking pipe too far and to the extent that hot, liquified meth from the utensil and onto an exterior surface thereby wasting your drugs

Dude, that lame ass Keck did a puddle dump! Now we have to kill him!

Puddle Dump by kecksucks September 10, 2016

puddle sniffer

Puddle sniffer is a word commonly used in the military. It refers to a soldier doing pushups, for an extended period of time

(Drill sergeant - drop to the ground and push you puddle sniffer)

puddle sniffer by jynk-shots February 12, 2018

Puddle Slut 

Puddle Slut is a person who has sex with another person for hard core drugs such as meth.

Jim: Hey Jeremy, I was thinking of hooking up with Susie down the street while at your party. Mind if I borrow the guest bedroom?

Jeremy: OH HELL NO! Dude, don't even bother! Don't you know she's a total Puddle Slut? Caught her having sex with Josh under the school's bleachers for meth.

Puddle Slut by Appallo May 22, 2018

Puddlez 

When your style is dripping too much you make a puddle.

Guy 1: "I see you stepping in my puddlez."
Guy 2: "What you mean? I wore this shit first."

when you step into someone else's puddle you get wet from it, so their style gets onto you.

Puddlez by user6iVsix November 18, 2018

Puddle sleeper 

Noun - Someone who sweats enough to make a puddle when they sleep

The fat kid was bullied cause his mom thought he peed the bed but in reality he was a puddle sleeper

Puddle sleeper by Puddlemaster3.14 December 30, 2018