DNA Pudding

Yet another term for semen, cum, jizz, man custard, or what have you.

I whipped up a spoonful of DNA Pudding for that cute little bitch at the party.

A mouthful of cock makes the pudding go down!

by Joe Millionare December 6, 2004

love pudding

Vagina, pussy, cunt, cooter, ax wound, gash.

He slid his member into her quivering mound of love pudding.

by Sally Pothead December 16, 2003

shrimp pudding

tha act of sucking a guys penis and spitting it into his asshole with a straw

the other day this bitch gave me a shrimp pudding

by lauraxTABB July 25, 2009

Raspberry Pudding

Eating out a girl on her period while she's taking a shit.

I just had some of my girlfriend's warm raspberry pudding.

by sir lance a lot July 29, 2009

Crotch pudding

noun:
A combination of exfoliated epithelial cells (skin), transudated skin oils, and moisture. Occurring in both male and female genital area, most often accumulates on taint, grundle, or ABC.

Also known as smegma.

Note: white in color, smells like death, not recommended for courtesy sniff after genital scratch.

She had so much crotch pudding I put on a bib and got a spoon!
I had to shave my beard to remove the crotch pudding.

by Krotch kriket August 27, 2014

Hopeful Pud

A sex move named after the time Pud tried to marathon Superman 64, glitched on the last level and got stuck in a wall. A 'Hopeful Pud' occurs when during sex, you freeze up just before finishing, and are unable to continue.

Man 1: "I was nailing this really hot bird last night, until I pulled a Hopeful Pud."
Man 2: "You froze up again, didn't you? I've told you to get that looked at."

by Zac42 November 14, 2014

Milk Pudding

noun; a food with a custard like consistency which is a common Japanese snack.

hey have you tried milk pudding?

it's splendid!

by lava lamp mudkip July 23, 2016