These pretzels are making me thirsty

A seinfeld reference. Can be commonly used when you are angry, or also when someone is complaining about something trivial.

Person A -"I dont like my car because it only has two cupholders"

Person B - "These pretzels are making me thirsty"

by Kellenjoseph September 10, 2009

Tampa Bay Salted Pretzel

While engaged in Anal sex on a beach the man pulls his penis out of the girls ass rubs it in the sand and shoves it back in her ass.

John gave her a Tampa Bay salted pretzel on the beach last night. That will teach her not to back talk him.

by pho_phizzat June 11, 2008

These pretzels are making me thirsty

in seinfeld kramer got this line in a woody allen movie

These pretzels are making me thirsty George yelled out the window of Jerry's apartment, and kramer got fired from the movie because when he said the line he slammed down a glass cup and broke a piece into woody allen's eye and he started to cry.

by kingkong77775 June 5, 2007

fo schnitzel my pretzel

a word used to agree with someone . commonly used by people of the sickest nature or descent.

nick: heyy man are you going to sleep with her?
polo: fo schnitzel my pretzel, shes really hot

by james polo November 22, 2007

parasitic groping pretzel tree

: an exceptionally advanced cuddling position involving two persons and a spectator. The first person involved, lying on their back, must have one leg between the other person’s legs, wrapping their remaining leg--the far outside leg--around the three already intertwined. The second participant tightly wraps their torso on top of first person’s side, while snuggling their head into the décolletage or chest area. The first person’s arms are generally stretched around the second person’s waist and back, firmly supporting their contorted position and clutching them as closely as possible; and, the second person’s arms are up-stretched and wound around the chest and neck area of the first person. Ideally, the second person in this position should have minimal contact with the bed—a hip at most. This position is generally most effective in the dark where the role of the spectator is to remain to the side, burning with curiosity.

B: What's going on over there?

C: We're having a parasitic groping pretzel tree.

A: *muffled chuckling*

by C0S0f0N0 November 23, 2010

upside down pretzel machine

when you fuck yo girl upside down with her legs crossed, thus making it look like a pretzel .

Dude last night I gave my girl and upside down pretzel machine. She loved it.

by a;lsdkjf June 11, 2008

chocolate covered pretzel

When a man is finished having anal sex with his partner, and the partner then proceeds to perform fellatio, thus having themself a nice chocolate treat.

Afterwards, the partner may even enjoy a salty snack to go with it.

Monica, did you enjoy the chocolate covered pretzel?

by DwarZZ October 5, 2005