Potato

Really good

Wow, this is potato

by Samzino November 18, 2018

Potato

po·ta·to
/pəˈtādō/
noun
noun: potato; plural noun: potatoes

1. A boring person. Someone who rides your coattails in an attempt to seem attractive. Typically seen taking gym selfies and bathroom pics.

2. Probably also goes by the first name ‘Todd’.

3. A definite 'swipe left' on Tinder.

Key word: boring, lame, selfie, gym, fail, douche, derp, todd, tinder, dating, relationships, texting, bad, conversation.

He brought nothing to the conversation; I was all the fixings, he was just a potato.

by saxonbojaxon September 15, 2016

Potato

po·ta·to
/pəˈtādō/
noun
noun: potato; plural noun: potatoes

1. A boring person. Someone who rides your coattails in an attempt to seem attractive. Typically seen taking gym selfies and bathroom pics.

2. Probably also goes by the first name ‘Todd’.

3. A definite 'swipe left' on Tinder.

Key word: boring, lame, selfie, gym, fail, douche, derp, todd, tinder, dating, relationships, texting, bad, conversation.

He brought nothing to the conversation; I was all the fixings, he was just a potato.

by saxonbojaxon September 15, 2016

Potato

A word that gets used by random people because they think they’re fucking funny

Random person: XD RAWR POTATOES

by Fattus Twattus October 24, 2019

Potato

Someone with a lower Chromosome count
Possibly autistic

Hey did you hear about the autistic kid who got super high?
Oh yeah. You mean the baked POTATO right?

by anyGAYbody March 7, 2017

Potato

The worlds greatest source of food, so delicious, and has many variants. For example; potato cakes, fries (or chips), baked and many more

John: "What's this, it tastes amazing"
Bob: "Potato"

by SexyBeast123 April 3, 2015

Potato

He can be a dick but he is funny and sometimes annoying but he is cool and he isnt very bad looking but I'm not gonna say hes hot tho and hes the meme god.

Me:Hey potato do you wanna play ps4

Potato:yaeh sure

by Marco anthony March 14, 2019