Porthos

A woman who is payed to sleep with a man named "Velox". You can see these two tards in COGS chat. Velox being the arsey power hungry piece of shit. Porthos being the paid woman/half man in it.

You are such a porthos. i feel sorry for you

by COGS champion. February 14, 2004

postmodern

acknowledging complexity in a way that makes conservatives uncomfortable :(

I can't believe all those postmodern neo-Marxists are trying to make us believe that gender is more complex than "penis boy, vagina girl"! This is why Western civilization is dying.

by eeveergreen July 10, 2019

pothole suprise

when you are driving down the highway with your honey, you pull over the car and grab a pilon off the road. you then proceed to shove the pilon up her ass, untill the hole is large. throw her out of the car and leave her on the highway, the next dude to pick her up will get a pothole suprise.

that bitch gave me a pothole suprise.
fuck that bitch, giver' a pothole.
your such a pothole lovin son of a B.

by s!oberto^ May 1, 2007

postmodernism

1. The period of time during which people started learning about modernism in textbooks and academic lectures.
2. The creative and philosophical output of people from this period.
3. Anything some boring attention-starved Youtuber doesn't like.
4. A dogwhistle for antisemitic conspiracy theories like "cultural Marxism," "ZOG," etc..

1. Postmodernism began when modernism ceased to be new and became a topic of study.
2. Postmodern writers learned about modernism and decided to try something fresh, either to take modernism further than it had gone or react against it.
3. Postmodernism is the reason we live in a society, like and subscribe
4. Postmodernism is a deliberate effort by globalists to destroy Western civilization, like and subscribe

by Aunt Tifa Lockhart November 11, 2020

posthomeously

After an individual returns home from work or an activity outside the home.

"No spoilers about the game tonight guys, I'm gonna have to watch it posthomeously."

by soupodope March 21, 2023

posithought

a positive thought, a non-theistic prayer, thoughts that can travel and effect positive change or support or comfort for someone

We are having some problems here with communication.
Please send your posithoughts.

by Daniel Wetmore January 16, 2008

Posthuma

Someone who used to be a "Huma", but had a sex change operation. ( See definition for huma )

George: "Hey Frank, i'm not gay or anything, but Mark sure has a nice ass."

Frank: "Didn't you know? He is a real "Posthuma"."

by Heywouldyablowmeonaboat September 25, 2011