Roast Poon

Char broiled poon served with BBQ sauce or Catsup (eaten with fork and knife)

"Snanes mother makes a mean Roast Poon"

by s.w. August 13, 2006

Sushi Poon

Contrary to the popular belief that a sushi poon is just a fishy pussy, it is also in fact, a slightly overweight girl who attempts to take advantage of (rape) drunk guys while she is sober or intoxicated. These kinds of girls can be very hard to detect because generally they are very nice and friendly until they make their move

careful man that chick is a total sushi poon... shes gonna rape your ass later wit that strap on

by Tpain00420 January 5, 2009

Poon Tune

The expulsion of air from the vaginal orifice causing a noticeable trumping sound.

Person 1 - "Did she just queef?"
Person 2 - "Yeah! that was a serious Poon Tune!"

by iknoooowright February 28, 2011

Poon Wrangler

One who's aura embodies the ability to rustle poon.

" Look at Leopold, he came back here with three girls and poped them all. He's such a poon wrangler."

"Check out Thomas St Jock, upon arriviving at a day spa he said 3 words and pulled 16 bitches, he is a true definition of a poon wrangler"

by three one January 14, 2007

Poon Chips

The aftermath or end result obtained by allowing puss / loin juice to dry on one's beard or goatee, often a tell tale sign of being nose deep in moose knuckle.

Neil: "Hey dude, you hungry? Let's go eat."

Bob: "Naw man, I've been snacking on leftover poon chips all mornin. Tasty shit!"

OR...

Wesley: "Hey man have you been eating a bear claw? You got donut glaze all over your face."

Lar: "Man, that ain't donut's them's is poon chips!"

by Tommy T June 17, 2004

side-poon

Pussy that you get at college while away from your significant other.

I got 4 side-poons this month...how about you?

by Flyleaf March 28, 2009

sponging poons

Bodyboarders who can not get a female mate. They find their pleasure in spooning other male spongers. They also like to take pictures of themselves and say they just landed a trick, but saying the camera was too slow to get it, hence, the added word poon

Dustin and Brandon are sponging poons, after an exhausting day of kicking their fins and bitching about girls beating them, they go home to undress and spoon in the bed, often watching Queer Eye For The Straight Guy.

by Ashley June 5, 2004