ear poker

Someone who sneaks behind and pokes someone in the ear so hard they leak banana nut pudding from all orifices.

Gary: That damn ear poker got me good!! I didn't have enough paper towels to clean up. It was pretty embarrassing.

Tom: dang man that so suck

by PapaDroe February 7, 2018

pube poker

Beef curtains so dense and pendulous that they reach past the dick on penetration and poke a dude’s pubes.

I hooked up with the this girl the other night. Her pube pokers were so gnarly, they made me chafe.

by anonymous August 1, 2023

duece poker

A sexual term for a two male one female tag team . Or a male ménagé toi

Three good friends talking

Jen is a good slut she wants a duece poker tonight.. Isn't she the coolest chick....ya man, she's loose.

by red riding hood July 24, 2017

Poker

The only casino game worth playing. Unlike roulette or craps, poker actually takes skill. There are so many different type of poker, you could be 80 studying poker your whole life and still learn new things

Poker is the reason why casinos aren't a total waste of rescorces

by STL446 June 15, 2023

STUMP POKER

A MASTURBATION GAME FIRST GUY TO SPEW WINS

JOHNNY LOST THE LAST GAME OF STUMP POKER BUT HIS HAND FELT SO GOOD THAT HE PLAYED IT OUT

by SLOBOVIAN NEWS NETWORK January 3, 2023

striplexia poker

Playing poker as usual, except you get naked to start out the game and first one dressed wins.

So who’s up to play some “Striplexia Poker” It may sound redundant but that takes care of the formalities, Right!

by unsloppy February 5, 2018

Closet Poker

A man who plays Pokemon go in secret. Typically gay men with beards, and they are normally outdoors or sports type men. They can be spotted by their social media post denouncing Pokemon go, but secretly loving it.

Jesse is always dogging Pokemon Go on social medi, and I bet he's a Closet Poker who secretly loves men and Pokemon.

by Kenziel2323 August 1, 2016