I pity the fool

Mr. T's "I pity the fool" means he literally feels bad for the person on whom he will be whupping their ass.

I pity the fool who threads on me.

by jeek620 November 30, 2022

nity pitys

when you have smelly armpits

“John you have nity pitys

by deez nuts are good September 10, 2022

pity titties

when a woman has breasts so large men are no longer aroused by them and actually sympathise with the suffering they cause

'dude, she has some of the biggest pity titties I ever seen, she must have so much trouble with back pain or finding clothes that fit'

by markfitz June 17, 2013

You're Pitiful

a parody of the James Blunt song "You're Beautiful" written and recorded by American parody musician "Weird Al" Yankovic. It was released exclusively online on June 7, 2006. In it, Yankovic chides a 42-year-old man who lives a pitiful existence. It was originally intended as the lead single of his twelfth studio album, Straight Outta Lynwood.

According to music critic Nathan Rabin, "You're Pitiful" functions as "an amusing character study of the contemporary loser."1 In the song, Yankovic chides a 42-year-old man who still lives a "pitiful" existence

by SPrice1980 June 25, 2023

Pity shots

When two middle aged men in a bar asks for a set of shots they see being delivered to someone else, and gets them.

- Are those for us?!
- ... sure...you can have them. (it looked like they needed a set of pity shots)

by Tsukue Kaba February 27, 2022

pity biddy

When you get a bid to a sorority/fraternity because you have a sad backstory

"Did you hear that Kate got a bid from Zeta?"
"She's a pity biddy because both of her parents died."

by YoungThugrat February 6, 2017

pity pennies

Currency that is given to you out of pity. Whether in games or in real life.

I’m such dog water at this game, and it doesn’t help that they give me pity pennies to make me feel better.

by Ah'Mya November 26, 2023