pissing dog

A dog (or sometimes other members of the canine family) bred or bought for the purpose of defecating or urinating on neighbor's yards,homes and shoes.

Dave absolutely HATES his neighbor John so he purchased a pissing dog

by Brohtuiyuuby October 15, 2015

Pissing off

Something that is really annoying; something that pisses you off

Brandon is so pissing off

by bmkoldman February 7, 2019

Strategic Posting

The act of posting, tweeting or blogging something at a specific time or in a specific time frame for optimum likes, retweets, or reblogs, etc

Girl 1: I saw what you posted on Tumblr last night! It got 50 notes!

Girl 2: Yeah it's cause I queued it for when most people were on Tumblr.

Girl 1: Ahh strategic posting, good idea!

Girl 2: You know it!

by Ladymikmaq June 15, 2011

Drunk Posting

Posting random shit while shit-faced on beer, wine, vodka, and whiskey. Kinda what I'm doing right now.

I really need to stop drunk posting these UB definitions.

by The Talking Brony December 10, 2015

challenge pissing

Challenge pissing is when two participants try to out do each other for the sake of doing it, the reason for the naming is because the origin of the word means to try to piss 6 feet up in the air and not get wet.

"Last night on twitter Jeff and John were challenge pissing"

by NATOSH August 20, 2016

pissing with the seat down

To mistakenly commit a foolish act under the influence of alcohol, which you will have to sort out afterwards.

"I'm sorry sweetheart, I shouldn't have slept with your sister, but I was drunk. I guess I really pissed with the seat down."

by Kevin August 5, 2003

Pissing Special

An action taken in retaliation if your spouse pisses you off, by pissing the sheets on his/her side and then waiting until your significant other 'hops in bed'.

Man, my friend Jake gave his wife a pissing special when she refused him sex.

by Dranon Von Ryle August 31, 2011