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Minnesota Pincher

The bowling equivalent to the "Penis In The Popcorn Box" trick. It involves drilling a hole into the side of the bowling ball opposite the fingerholes so that when a person grips the ball properly (through the fingerholes) there is a slight chance his/her fingers will graze the penis inserted though the other side. If noticed by the grazer, he/she should immediately begin to mash the part of the penis touched between finger and bowling ball, effectively pinching the shit out of it.
"Baby, wait, wait, Wait, WAIT! ... My dick's in the ball..."
And that's why they call her the Minnesota Pincher.
Minnesota Pincher by Arcmerx December 1, 2010
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Pinching the Tent 

When one puts his hands in his pockets and covers his genitals, to hide an erection.
John was Pinching the Tent all during his presentation today
Pinching the Tent by Kyyrro June 10, 2015
The top in a sexual relationship, whether fellatio, sodomy, pederasty, etc.

Compare to catcher (the antonym).
Danny loved head, but he was always the pitcher, and Sammy was always the catcher.
pitcher by Niemand of Chaos March 29, 2005
Grabbing chewing tabacco with your thumb and index finger and putting it in your mouth.
pinch by Anonymous May 1, 2003

pinch harmonics 

On the guitar, pinch harmonics is the act of lightly touching a string with the edge of your thumb/palm (picking hand) after plucking it. Similar to natural harmonics except you're not playing off a fret. If you use a lot of distortion and gain it produces a squealing effect.
A lot of guitarists use pinch harmonics, most notably Zakk Wylde, but also players like ZZ Top, Dimebag Darrell, and even Steve Vai.
pinch harmonics by bryan18 August 21, 2005

Pinch Weasel 

Someone who is the "bottom feeder" of the business/office and allocated all the jobs that nobody else wants.

Likely to be rostered on Christmas Day.
"Andrew, go and unpack all the crates and boxes from the truck... then clean the toilets when you are done".

"What am I, your PINCH WEASEL?"
Pinch Weasel by A. Montesi December 9, 2007

Pinch and Tickle 

Sexual intercourse, usually playful and involving giggling. May also be referred to as jiggery pokery.
"Hey man, what're you and the gf doing tonight?"

"We're gonna go back to my place for a little pinch and tickle."