by DeadDick127 February 1, 2021
Get the Pinch of saltmug. A maneuver employed during urination when one realizes, in midstream, that a bowel movement is also needed. The first pinch of the penis cuts off the flow while the pants are unbuckled and dropped to the floor. The second, or the “handoff” pinch occurs after reaching inside the briefs with the opposite hand to continue the pinch, so the briefs can be lowered without incident and a commode employed without delay.
Todd: “Damn!”
Paul (pissing at the adjacent urinal): “What’s the matter?
Todd: “I gotta take a shit right now!”
Paul: Do a Double Pinch. The stall’s empty behind us!”
Paul (pissing at the adjacent urinal): “What’s the matter?
Todd: “I gotta take a shit right now!”
Paul: Do a Double Pinch. The stall’s empty behind us!”
by OneStarGator November 6, 2017
Get the Double Pinchmug. by nobody else here May 28, 2017
Get the feel the pinchmug. person 1: "Hey man, did you see Kleim last night? Kid totally couldn't handle his alcohol."
person 2: "Yea dude, he needed a pinch runner"
person 2: "Yea dude, he needed a pinch runner"
by DaleHeaddd2 May 9, 2019
Get the Pinch runnermug. The part of a new can of dip that is already empty after being packed. It is said that this is the pinch Jesus took out for himself before you.
by TheManCam July 12, 2017
Get the jesus pinchmug. A 2 Male Dance lift that requires a carefully placed hand in the groin area. A bit like a fisherman taking a crab out of the net, otherwise it’s a trawlerman’s claw.
by Rugbydaddy February 7, 2020
Get the Fisherman’s Pinchmug. A Treadmill Pinch happens when you try to have sex with the gap between your treadmill and the floor, then by some mistake the treadmill is turned on and it rips your foreskin off giving you a Jewish trim.
by Mr.FoxNoir June 17, 2019
Get the Treadmill Pinchmug.