jake pickering

Jake Pickering is a lovable person with a enormous penis that can reach to the sun and pleasure your mother form the other room he has brown hair

Man, Jake Pickering is awesome. H his penis is amazing

by MrMargarine6911 April 15, 2018

fub puckers

Fub Puckers are the fucks that go to the same pub every day because it's their bar. These are the people who swoop up the glasses, empty ashtrays, clean minor messes, low key handle the douchebags. The regulars, if you will.

Hell yeah, I love this bar. Nothing ever happens here because all of us Fub Puckers handle it quickly.

by Daddy Max January 5, 2019

twig picker

Someone who is only attracted to skinny people; the opposite of a chubby chaser.

My bitchass twig picker friend can’t comprehend how I can possibly have a crush on a chubby guy.

by chubby chaser rights April 1, 2019

dry picker

Someone who picks out their clothes from the dryer machine because they refuse to fold them.

*Friend 1 opens dryer and looks for clothes*

Friend 2: Why don't you just fold your laundry?

Friend 1: Because this is just easier to find the clothes I want.

Friend 2: You're such a dry picker, just fold them!

by Joe Bowlcut April 12, 2020

Pussy picker

Someone who is constantly picking at her crotch

That girl is constantly picking at her crotch. Pussy picker

by The Southern King October 21, 2020

Nose picker

Nose picker is a kid who always picks her or his nose

Emma: eew... did you saw that kid
Leyla: eew another Nose picker

by 𝙻𝚞𝚕𝚞𓆉︎ November 13, 2020

Old Pickerin' Witch

Basically, an old pickerin' witch is an old woman who could aptly be called a haint because she is always making phone calls--usually to government agencies--to complain about people, neighbors, this, that, and the other. Sometimes at first, she will pretend to be nice to obtain secrets from people only to plot to use them for future complaints. She does this because it makes her feel that she is important or has power when she really doesn't. People usually get wise to her and quit communicating with her or dealing with her at all.

Somebody new in the neighborhood says, "I talked to that woman next door." Then they are told, "Don't mess with her because she likes to get people in trouble even when nothing wrong is happening. Yeah, she is an old pickerin' witch."

by the truth teller 2 December 30, 2020