Penus

Typically used to call girls who are named 'venus'. Because coincidentally, venus rhymes with penus. Futhermore, girls also typically do not have a 'penus' per say. Thats why its funny.

Get your hands off my things PENUS!

by Vitlover777 September 30, 2021

Penusio

Another word for a man’s penis

Man did you see Andy at the stall earlier? He has one large penusio!

by Jimothy Trickington October 1, 2021

Penus Fly Trap

A large penis belonging to a douche bag that catches chics left and right when swung

He just swings his penis and chics are caught in his penus fly trap!

by Imlaurietoo October 5, 2021

petesypops

A man who is extremely happy and funny. He loves his babygirlssss and they love him.

Petesypops is amazing, we love him. Love u bye x

by Petesypops1 November 23, 2021

Petsy

A wonderful and cheerful person who always smiling despite facing difficulties in life. Tend to hide their emotion by crying alone.

I love Petsy, because she always cared for me.

by shawolkpop November 23, 2021

petsutra

Your best friend's favourite site. This is where all the treatos, toys, and daily grubs come from. Oh and yeah, here's where you learn how to treat them right too.

I scolded Bruno and felt guilty. Made it up to him in time, thanks to petsutra. Received sloppy kisses all afternoon then.

by ilovepets November 27, 2021

Petsplaining

The futile endeavor of explaining to your pets what they did wrong and expecting them to understand.

I explained to my puppy why it was wrong for him to pee on the carpet. Two hours later he peed on the carpet again. I should have realized petsplaining doesn’t work.

by rpcgal January 29, 2022