pete croce

That dude loves to blow men , he's a Pete croce
by Francoisdel March 25, 2014
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Pickled Pete

A person who gets home after work and drinks to the point of being too obliterated to reliably respond to an after hours request.
Don't bother calling Marc to pick you up tonight, he's a Pickled Pete.
by Fraz Von Hoffer June 22, 2016
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petes' mom

Used as a substitute for Your Mom jokes. May be used by family members or close friends, when "Your Mom" would otherwise be inappropriate.
You have a little Dick! That's not what Petes' Mom said last night .
by TheRealBoterf9 November 01, 2017
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Uncle Pete

A noun which describes the act of taking a dump at someone else's house. There once was actually an Uncle Pete who repeatedly shitted at others' houses, but his exact name and time of existance has been lost over time.
Can you pause the movie for a few minutes? I gotta go take an Uncle Pete.
by Doo Brown March 13, 2007
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Geezy Pete

An expression used to show disbelief or disgust.
Geezy Pete it sure is hot out here!
by aedwards225 April 03, 2008
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hello pete

When a person Farts real loud he then blames a person named Pete to cause confusion so he does not get the blame.
Wes leaned back and let out a explosive wet half shit and half gas fart then He yells " Hello Pete". Alfred is confused and looks around for pete and forgets about the smell and the sound
by Here everything is Better August 31, 2006
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Sneaky Pete

Sneaky Pete (noun) - when a man, while mounting a woman doggy-style, abruptly and unexpectedly, penetrates her anus.
Man, did she flip out when he slipped her the ol' Sneaky Pete!
by Pablo Van Moses January 10, 2020
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